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Blonde Jokes

blondeblondejokes — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:38:36 +0000

Blonde M’Ms

blondeblondejokes — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:43:26 +0000

A blonde goes to a movie with her date. She says she wants some m’ms so her date goes her and gets them. She then starts picking out the green, yellow, and blue until she has only brown m’ms. When the date asks her what’s she doing, she says I only want the chocolate ones.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?

blondeblondejokes — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:33:15 +0000

Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Blue Tooth Technology and the Blonde

blondeblondejokes — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:57:13 +0000

The blonde was jealous because her brunette friend was telling her she is getting bluetooth with the iPhone.

The blonde went home and felt sad. She decided she wanted blue tooth too. So she got a blue marker out and colored her front tooth blue. She went back to the brunette and said “Look I have the latest blue tooth technology too!”

What do you see when you run a MRI on a blonde’s brain?

blondeblondejokes — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:53:05 +0000

Nothing!

What did the blonde think D-Day was?

blondeblondejokes — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:51:34 +0000

Discount day at the mall.

Why do blondes have more fun?

blondeblondejokes — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:37:20 +0000

Because that’s all they know.

The blonde and Iran

blondeblondejokes — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:16:07 +0000

The blonde was told by the teacher to find Iran on the map. So she takes the map off the board and proceeds to run over the map.

Why did the blonde throw the grenade pin?

blondeblondejokes — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:04:54 +0000

Because she had the grenade in her mouth.